OF RIBBONS & KEYS
A Fable
When Harriet was nine years old she experienced an extraordinary revelation -- an epiphany of sorts -- without warning she became obsessed with the idea that she should write. The very next day she ran to school and announced to her teacher, "I have made up my mind," she said, enthusiasm bubbling, "I shall become a writer!"
"A writer? Isn't that lovely, Harrie
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Of Ribbons and Keys
Posted by NathanH 443 days ago (Story)
A Ne'er Recieved Suicide Note
Posted by MrsOIxion 460 days ago (Story)
My lost beloved
Ixion
Who battles in a land of his own.
For three ages shy of a decade
I
have slept with you, alone.
In our youthful waking hour
you would confide
your dreams
and fill me as the sun rose up,
sewing all my passions
seams.
The spark in your eye vanished
And fog soo
Ixion
Who battles in a land of his own.
For three ages shy of a decade
I
have slept with you, alone.
In our youthful waking hour
you would confide
your dreams
and fill me as the sun rose up,
sewing all my passions
seams.
The spark in your eye vanished
And fog soo
Oklahoma Named #1 In Water Sports
Posted by bmorris 470 days ago (Story)
Oklahoma was recently named the best state in the union for aquatic sporting, a surprising title for a state landlocked in the middle of the country.
Oklahoma, also known as the "sooner state", was given the award by Frommer's travel guides because of its abundant lakes and enthusiastic water sports culture. Governor Brad Henry feels that the award is justified...
Oklahoma, also known as the "sooner state", was given the award by Frommer's travel guides because of its abundant lakes and enthusiastic water sports culture. Governor Brad Henry feels that the award is justified...
A Classified Ad from a Dynamic Student Looking to Harness Synergy and Innovate 24/7
Posted by Zach 470 days ago (Story)
I'm a dynamic student looking to express my creativity and individual uniqueness through a remedial summertime position at your company / Internet pyramid scheme. I'm committed to raising the bar and achieving absolute excellence and innovation by utilizing unique, out-of-the-box thinking and harnessing my own dynamic synergy. Moreover, by channeling my productive energies and maintaining unflagg
A Modest Proposal - By Perrin V
Posted by Perrin 471 days ago (Story)
For protecting the young people of America from sexually transmitted disease and teenage pregnancy.
(Owing a great intellectual debt to Jonathan Swift and his "A Modest Proposal")
It is a lesson in patience to those who must wade through the halls of the public schools of this great Nation, when they see the young people, unable to overcome their hormonal temptations, to starve until marr
(Owing a great intellectual debt to Jonathan Swift and his "A Modest Proposal")
It is a lesson in patience to those who must wade through the halls of the public schools of this great Nation, when they see the young people, unable to overcome their hormonal temptations, to starve until marr
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