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My Shitty Little Angel
Posted by LastNightInTown 480 days ago (Story)When I was 15, I was really into practical jokes. That year I found myself totally unprepared the day before April Fool’s Day. I had already exhausted all the best pranks I knew. Last year, I wrapped saran wrap around my toilet seat and my mother found my little brother crying because he shat all over himself. The year before that, I fed my cat fishing line and watched as my parents chased him
Tales From A Failed Attempt at Growing a Goatee
Posted by OnceASenior 503 days ago (Story)
I recently tried to grow a goatee. The ignorant female might laugh at this statement and say "how can you try and grow a goatee - what effort is needed in this quest?"
One might even argue, "hang on, it takes a lack of effort to grow facial hair."
But, I will argue, that this is in fact false. The effort in growing a goatee or any facial hair does not transpire in the physical lengthening
One might even argue, "hang on, it takes a lack of effort to grow facial hair."
But, I will argue, that this is in fact false. The effort in growing a goatee or any facial hair does not transpire in the physical lengthening
Parallel Travel
Posted by ThreeElephants 504 days ago (Story)
The year is 2052 and the world's biggest fad is Parallel Universe Travel thanks to a convicted felon and somewhat mad scientist Jacob Argo. What ensues next is the biggest crime to occur two universes and the only witness to the proceeding is an alcoholic janitor and tabloid reporters.
Oklahoma Named #1 In Water Sports
Posted by bmorris 506 days ago (Story)
Oklahoma was recently named the best state in the union for aquatic sporting, a surprising title for a state landlocked in the middle of the country.
Oklahoma, also known as the "sooner state", was given the award by Frommer's travel guides because of its abundant lakes and enthusiastic water sports culture. Governor Brad Henry feels that the award is justified...
Oklahoma, also known as the "sooner state", was given the award by Frommer's travel guides because of its abundant lakes and enthusiastic water sports culture. Governor Brad Henry feels that the award is justified...
A Classified Ad from a Dynamic Student Looking to Harness Synergy and Innovate 24/7
Posted by Zach 506 days ago (Story)
I'm a dynamic student looking to express my creativity and individual uniqueness through a remedial summertime position at your company / Internet pyramid scheme. I'm committed to raising the bar and achieving absolute excellence and innovation by utilizing unique, out-of-the-box thinking and harnessing my own dynamic synergy. Moreover, by channeling my productive energies and maintaining unflagg
A Modest Proposal - By Perrin V
Posted by Perrin 506 days ago (Story)
For protecting the young people of America from sexually transmitted disease and teenage pregnancy.
(Owing a great intellectual debt to Jonathan Swift and his "A Modest Proposal")
It is a lesson in patience to those who must wade through the halls of the public schools of this great Nation, when they see the young people, unable to overcome their hormonal temptations, to starve until marr
(Owing a great intellectual debt to Jonathan Swift and his "A Modest Proposal")
It is a lesson in patience to those who must wade through the halls of the public schools of this great Nation, when they see the young people, unable to overcome their hormonal temptations, to starve until marr
Local undergraduate disappointed with lack of pepperoni on boxed pizza
Posted by harrietrocco 507 days ago (Story)
This does not look like it does on the box,” said local Physics student O’Ria McRean after he checked on his pre-made Italian delicacy of various animal and vegetable contents.
McRean then put on an oven mitt, compared the pizza to the picture, and felt a sense of loss just before dinner.
McRean then put on an oven mitt, compared the pizza to the picture, and felt a sense of loss just before dinner.
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